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George W. Bush
 
"It's not the governor's role to decide who goes to heaven. I believe that God decides who goes to heaven, not George W. Bush." -- George W. Bush, in the Houston Chronicle.
 
 

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"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather."
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is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.
 
 

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