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"Whoever designed the streets must have been drunk ... I think it was those Irish guys."
— Minnesota govenor Jesse Ventura, commenting on the often confusing streets in St. Paul

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Q. What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
A. A bad golfer goes, whack, dang! A bad skydiver goes dang! Whack.

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