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Sam Shepard
Police in Illinois say actor and playwright Sam Shepard has been arrested on preliminary charges of speeding and drunken driving ...
Published : 01.06.2009

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Tennis Legend Jimmy Connors
Tennis legend Jimmy Connors was arrested in November ...
Published : 12.14.2008

Rate: 2.88
Michael Vick - 2008
Michael Vick posed for the below mug shot in November ...
Published : 12.13.2008

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Brian Bonsall - Family Ties Child Actor
Child star Brian Bonsall, who is best known for his portrayal of Michael J. Fox's younger brother on the hit 1980's television show "Family Ties," is in trouble with the Boulder Police after skipping a court date and disappearing from town.
Published : 12.12.2008

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John Daly
After getting plastered (and passing out) at a Hooter's ...
Published : 11.11.2008

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Gary Rossington
Lynyrd Skynyrd co-founder Gary Rossington was arrested ...
Published : 11.10.2008

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Heather Locklear
Actress Heather Locklear was arrested by the California ...
Published : 10.12.2008

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Heather Locklear Controlled Substance
Released by the Santa Barbara County Sheriff's Dept ...
Published : 09.29.2008

Rate: 2.58
Kimbo Slice - Boxer
Street-brawling YouTube sensation Kimbo Slice (real ...
Published : 09.05.2008

Rate: 2.79
Trey Anastasio '06
Former Phish frontman Trey Anastasio was arrested ...
Published : 09.04.2008

Rate: 1.69
Josh Brolin - Actor
Actor Josh Brolin was arrested in July 2008 by Louisiana ...
Published : 09.03.2008

Rate: 2.79
Trey Anastasio '08
Former Phish frontman Trey Anastasio, who pleaded ...
Published : 09.02.2008

Rate: 1.71
Josh Hamilton - Baseball
Josh Hamilton, the Texas Rangers slugger who emerged ...
Published : 09.01.2008

Rate: 1.40
Andy Dick - Comedian
Comedian Andy Dick was arrested in July 2008 on drug ...
Published : 08.31.2008

Rate: 1.76
Steven Page - Rock Star
Steven Page, frontman for the rock band Barenaked ...
Published : 08.30.2008

Rate: 2.79
James
James "Jimmy the Gent" Burke, the Mafia associate ...
Published : 08.29.2008

Rate: 2.89
Carmelo Anthony - NBA Star
APRIL 14--NBA star Carmelo Anthony was arrested by ...
Published : 06.28.2008

Rate: 2.89
Vanilla Ice - 2008
Vanilla Ice (real name: Robert Van Winkle) was arrested ...
Published : 06.27.2008

Rate: 2.89
Frank Sinatra
"In 1938, a 23-year-old Frank Sinatra was arrested ...
Published : 06.26.2008

Rate: 2.89
David Dellinger
Career pacifist and "Chicago Eight" alumnus David ...
Published : 06.25.2008

Rate: 2.89
Martin Luther King Jr.
Martin Luther King Jr. was photographed by Alabama ...
Published : 06.24.2008

Rate: 2.89
Johnny Cash - 1965
Johnny Cash was arrested in October 1965 at the El ...
Published : 06.23.2008

Rate: 2.89
Janis Joplin 1969
Janis Joplin was arrested in November 1969 in Florida ...
Published : 06.22.2008

Rate: 2.89
David Bowie 1976
David Bowie, mugshot was snapped in Rochester, New ...
Published : 06.21.2008

Rate: 2.89
Jane Fonda 1970
Jane Fonda, pictured below, was busted in November ...
Published : 06.20.2008

Rate: 1.91
James Brown 1988
Brown, pictured below, is seen in a December 1988 ...
Published : 06.19.2008

Rate: 2.88
Barron Hilton - Younger Brother Of Paris
Paris Hilton's younger brother, Barron Hilton, 18, ...
Published : 06.12.2008

Rate: 2.76
Rapper DMX 2008
Rapper DMX (real name: Earl Simmons) was arrested ...
Published : 05.25.2008

Rate: 2.88
Vanilla Ice 2008
Vanilla Ice (real name: Robert Van Winkle) was arrested ...
Published : 05.24.2008

Rate: 2.88
Scott Weiland 2008
Stone Temple Pilots lead singer Scott Weiland posed ...
Published : 05.23.2008

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