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Police Arrest Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex
Police say a Michigan man ...
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Published : 11.10.2008

Rate: 3.83
Man Charged After Passing Gas Toward Cop
A West Virginia man who police said passed gas and fanned it toward a patrolman has been charged with battery on a police officer ...
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Published : 09.29.2008

Rate: 2.52
Cuffed, Booked For Not Paying Library Fines
A Wisconsin woman has been arrested ...
Published : 09.01.2008

Rate: 1.77
Woman Kills Husband With Folding Couch
St Petersburg's Channel Five said the man's wife, upset with her husband for being drunk and refusing to get up, kicked a handle after an argument, activating a mechanism that folds the couch up against a wall.
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Published : 08.09.2008

Rate: 3.73
Brothel Offers Customers Gas Rebate
Clients of the Shady Lady Ranch will get a $50 gas voucher if they fork out $300 -- worth about one hour's worth of services -- at the brothel in Beatty, Nevada, 130 miles northwest of Las Vegas.
Published : 08.08.2008

Rate: 1.69
Naked Man Arrested After Hijacking Las Vegas Bus
Maybe he lost his shirt at a casino. Police in Las Vegas say they arrested a naked man who stole a beer and then hijacked a bus several miles northeast of the Strip ...
Published : 08.07.2008

Rate: 2.79
Man Dials 911, Complains His Sub Had No Sauce
The sauce for a spicy Italian sandwich was apparently a must have for one Florida man. The man, Reginald Peterson, called 911 twice after a sandwich shop left off the sauce.
Published : 08.05.2008

Rate: 1.83
S.t. Patrick's Day Drug Bust
On St. Patrick's Day, Ohio cops seized crack ...
Published : 05.10.2008

Rate: 3.73
Man Convicted Of Sending Penis Photo By Phone
BERLIN- A 21-year-old German man has been convicted ...
Published : 04.18.2008

Rate: 3.71
Toe-licking Robber Gets Probation
MINNEAPOLIS - A man who robbed a woman of her keys ...
Published : 04.09.2008

Rate: 3.83
You Think You Got A Painful Job?
If you think, for one second, you’ve got a bad job ...
Published : 04.08.2008

Rate: 3.73
Disorder In The Court: Lawyer Punched
A public defender who was punched in court by a disgruntled client said Thursday he doesn't blame the man who gave him with two black eyes. The disorder in the court, captured on video, happened Monday at Scott County Circuit Court after the judge refused defendant Peter Hafer's request for a new attorney.
Format: Unknown
Published : 03.20.2008

Rate: 2.48
Man Allegedly Steals Neighbor's Panties
SANTA FE, Texas - Police arrested a neighbor after ...
Published : 01.30.2008

Rate: 3.83
Nude Couple Grapple Over Dog Near Shower
A 25-year-old woman was arrested for investigation of second-degree assault for getting into an argument with her boyfriend over whether his dog should be in the bathroom while the couple were taking a shower together. ...
Published : 01.29.2008

Rate: 2.03
Top 2007 Weird News
BERLIN - From a Greek nunnery turned into ...
Published : 01.28.2008

Rate: 3.83
Mom Sells Rule-Breaking Son's Car
After finding alcohol in her son's car, she decided to sell the car and share her 19-year-old's misdeed with everyone -- by placing an ad in the local newspaper.
Published : 01.27.2008

Rate: 3.73
Police Taser Man With Chicken In Car
A man faces a number of charges, including drug possession, after a traffic stop in which he was stunned several times with a Taser and police found a live chicken.
Published : 12.30.2007

Rate: 2.06
Don't Ban The Naked Lunch!
"Naked Lunch" just doesn't sound appetizing to some people. A sandwich called the Skinny Dip, featuring sliced prime rib in a baguette roll, has been offered free of charge anyone willing to plunge naked from The Black Frog Restaurant's dock into a lake.
Published : 12.29.2007

Rate: 2.03
Drunk Man Gets Trapped In Ex's Chimney
Firefighters had to tear though a wall to rescue an intoxicated man who became stuck while trying to climb down a chimney into the residence of his former girlfriend.
Published : 12.28.2007

Rate: 3.73
Bored Naked Man Tries To Rob Store
Authorities said a man wearing nothing but a hat tried to rob a convenience store in Carbondale. Police say the 24-year-old man charged in last month's robbery attempt often stands naked in front of the window of his apartment.
Published : 12.27.2007

Rate: 3.73
Big Winner to Become Big Loser
The winner of a $1 million lottery scratch ticket may not be so lucky after all: He's a convicted bank robber who isn't supposed to gamble. Timothy Elliott faces a Dec. 7 court hearing over whether he violated his probation when he bought the $10 ticket for the $800 Million Spectacular game at a supermarket in Hyannis.
Published : 11.29.2007

Rate: 3.73
Man Caught Trying To Have Sex With Bicycle
They used a master key to unlock the door and they then observed the accused wearing only a white T-shirt, naked from the waist down. The accused was holding the bike and moving his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex."
Published : 11.19.2007

Rate: 3.82
Homeless Man Dresses In Women’s Underwear, Takes Snooze At Store
Joplin, Mo- Employees of Kohl’s department store in ...
Published : 11.18.2007

Rate: 3.73
Thank You Science
Researchers at Granada University in Spain said drinking beer after strenuous physical activity can be beneficial for the body. The scientists said their study found beer can help dehydrated people retain liquid better than water alone ...
Published : 11.03.2007

Rate: 1.97
Nude Man In High Heels Causes Lockdown
McMINNVILLE, Ore. - A man wearing nothing but women's ...
Published : 06.25.2007

Rate: 3.86
Mom Teed Off By Urinating Drunk Golfers
OAK RIDGE, Tenn. - A mother teed off by drunken golfers ...
Published : 06.24.2007

Rate: 2.62
Grandma Finds Condom In McDonald's Bag
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed ...
Published : 06.23.2007

Rate: 3.27
Man Arrested For Driving Golf Cart Drunk
In the spirit of golf season ... I was actually surprised that this wasn't Roger.
Published : 06.04.2007

Rate: 3.73
Confused Tourist Lands in U.S., Not Australia
A 21-year-old German tourist who wanted to visit his girlfriend in the Australian metropolis Sydney landed 13,000 kilometres away near Sidney, Montana, after mistyping his destination on a flight booking Web site.
Published : 05.26.2007

Rate: 3.73
Montana State Trooper
Some drunks get all the good stories! ...
Published : 05.03.2007

Rate: 3.73

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