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It's Monday Again
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Men Think About Sex Every 7 Minutes
Even when parachuting. ...
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Internet Is For Porn
But I have this feeling I have been spending a bit ...
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Just teaching her how to earn good money with an honest ...
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You know this idea of enduring, of never giving up ...
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If things have come to these extremes I think it is ...
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I Love The Underground Transportation System
Well not always, but sometimes I do love it. ...
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Watch Out!
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Published : 12.28.2008

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Fast Service
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Published : 12.27.2008

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Christmas Lights
The wife has been on my case to get the Christmas ...
Published : 12.26.2008

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The Free Hugs Campaign Has Improved
Now I am all for it ...
Published : 12.25.2008

Rate: 4.57
It's Monday Again
And once again late late late ...
Published : 12.24.2008

Rate: 4.00
I Too Thought She Was Hot
Then I scrolled down and now I have nightmares ...
Published : 12.23.2008

Rate: 4.00
Visiting Dad At Work
He always has time for a family picture ...
Published : 12.22.2008

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My New Maid
She's not very good but boy do I care ...
Published : 12.21.2008

Rate: 4.44
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This is state of the art technology ...
Published : 12.20.2008

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Do As The Coach Says
And don't you complain ...
Published : 12.19.2008

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You Can't Park There
Especially with Adriana Lima you can't ...
Published : 12.18.2008

Rate: 4.00
Who Does She Love?
Kids are so cute!
Published : 12.18.2008

Rate: 4.00
Puff Diddy
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Published : 12.17.2008

Rate: 4.09
Always Check Your Child's Homework
Real job: Mommy works at Home Depot, she was selling ...
Published : 12.16.2008

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Fun At The Goliath Roller Coaster
First rule of roller coasting: if you are sitting next ...
Published : 12.15.2008

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How Men Shop
All you can hear at the market is "honey what was ...
Published : 12.14.2008

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Student Auctioning Virginity At Brothel
To consummate the deal, Natalie Dylan will meet the ...
Published : 12.13.2008

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Why Does He Never Go To The Market?
He just takes too much bloody time writing down the ...
Published : 12.12.2008

Rate: 4.00
Last Time We Saw Dad
He didn't notice those spikes when placing the cannon. ...
Published : 12.11.2008

Rate: 4.00
Reading Preferences
Men and women have different interests, and they don't ...
Published : 12.10.2008

Rate: 4.00
Does This Hat Make Me Look Dumb?
What hat? ...
Published : 12.09.2008

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